have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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