...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
wanna go halves on a baby?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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