'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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