: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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