The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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