i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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