I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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