Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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