Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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