He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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