Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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