can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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