i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Say something about gay babies.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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