Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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