No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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