So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
