Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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