I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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