Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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