We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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