I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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