i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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