fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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