i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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