Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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