I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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