Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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