Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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