nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
True strength comes from lack of pants
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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