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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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