I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's shark week go big or go home
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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