I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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