I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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