I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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