i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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