I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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