If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
