I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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