Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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