Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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