she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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