i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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