I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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