she looked like the before picture.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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