i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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