you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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