he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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