Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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