ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
