you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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