47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
