sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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