Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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