I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
i out mim tonsoeep
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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