I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
