go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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