He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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