He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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