Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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