I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Floor bacon is actually really good
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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